WHOO

I have something to announce.

Two of my eye candies use the same phone as me.

One of them is Song Joong Ki. 

Muahahahahaha bb FTWWWWW.

Also, I have no idea how to do my japanese homework.

In addition, I want some buttered baguette. And black tea.


Goodbye, my diet. We have only been together for two days and I didn't have a good time.



P.S. Today's post is composition style.

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URGHHHHH.
Feeling so sick now.

I have been typing urghhh everywhere today. Twitter, texts. I think I said it aloud too. Cuz the way I feel now really calls for an URGHH I think. And I think I am delirious. Don't know what I am talking about.

BRB I shall go wallow in self pity now. Hahaha.

Today's the royal wedding anyway!
It's cool, the papers had stories of previous royal marriages like how this womanizer king from the 1700s was forced to marry a lady with horrible BO and stuff.
HAHA.
History's cool, love it.

I think Prince William should got to a hair loss centre by the way.
A prince shouldn't be balding! If he can cure it why not?
But my mom said he is still more attractive then his bro, Prince Harry. And I agree.
LOLL

today

Attended the first jap 103 lesson today. Totally no one I know there again.

Hate new classes srzly. Awkward and boring.

Anw I have decided not to snack after 8 to reduce the size of my face (which is the size and shape of the moon btw, if you don't know)

But I failed. I tried, I really did. But I only lasted for 20 minutes before I went to get a packet of crackers.

And after I finished I got another.

Hellllllllll.

So I quickly went to brush my teeth so that I won't be tempted to get another snack.

But it doesn't really work, I will still eat and brush again.

I think fat from food I eat goes to my face in about 3 minutes. I swear after eating my face swells.

HAHA do I sound like a skinny girl complaining she's fat?

But really, I don't mind if fats go into my tummy, just not into my face.

I can wear baggy clothes everyday to hide my tummy but I can't wear a mask.

On a lighter note, tmr (today actually) should be fun! Going to play laserquest (?) with C, J, S and Y. (HAHA not trying to act gossip girl I'm just lazy to spell the names)

WHOOHOO.

EGGCITED.

Chatted with cutie Irene at the bus stop for bout an hour today. Knew her since I was in pri 3 but we weren't close back then. It's nice that we got to meet again in poly :3

Cheer up k Irene? And let's meet up for "coffee by the window" soon LOL

Inception Soundtrack HD - #7 Mombasa (Hans Zimmer)

Next time I shall play this when preparing for school. Bet I'll be damn fast HAHA

Are people really as they seem?

Or are my observations right?

I don't want to judge people wrongly. But it's really hard not to judge sometimes.

FUNNY PICTURE HERE

Saw this one on cracked.com, made me laugh for awhile HAHA

 

Edit: Ok maybe you have to read the article then you will find this picture funny. Click the link on top! It's about how children perceive the adult world anyway. Does this seem a little funnier now? Hahaha. This is supposed to be what children think happens during a surgery. LOL

How to Write a Report Last Minute - wikiHow

How to Write a Report Last Minute - wikiHow

I have anticipated my situation and is now searching for solutions in advance.
HAHA

I met a customer on a school trip

I suddenly remembered something I have to write here so I won't forget!

I saw one of Raindrops' customers when I was on the TRM cruise last week!

Her name is Cat I think. She's very distinctive cuz she's tall, tan, wears specs, and has this poofy mushroom hairstyle.

She made a reservation at Raindrops last month for bout 8 people, and there was this little girl whom she was trying to amuse, and she kept referring to herself as Auntie Cat so it's stuck at the back of my mind. (Her reservation was under Cat too)

That time they happened to the only customers in the cafe (and I was the only service staff) so I paid more attention to them.

WOAH I was amazed.

The world is srsly damn small.

When I saw her on the cruise I was wondering to myself: She looks rly familiar. Is she a lecturer in NP or something?

But I asked my classmates and they don't seem to have seen her before.

Then we walked to the karaoke room and I took about 3 minutes to recall she was one of RDC's customers.

WOAHH WOAH.

Am I overeacting? But I rly think it's very amazing that I can see a customer on a school trip.

A school trip that is technically not in Singapore on top of that.

She looks something like this by the way.

I was lazy to draw her legs but she's tall anyway. You can visualise. 

HEHE. Alrightt gonna go continue on my report now. It's in a mess.

Will update again soon!

i am in year 2 tomorrow

re-po-to

I hope Japanese 103 doesn't start next week, cuz I have forgotten most of what I learnt in 101 and 102.

Gotta go brush up on my Japanese first before facing my smartass classmates.

WOAHHHHH the day has come.

DOOMZDAY IS TMR.

Holidays can never be too long. The moment school is about to start suddenly everyone wishes the holidays will be longer even if it was already very long in the first place.

I remember last time in primary school starting a new year was damn fun.

Everyone goes to the bookshop to buy new textbooks, wrap them in plastic wraps, and I get a new bag and pencil case whoo.

Egg-citing.

But nowww. A new year is just the end of another holiday.

Anway, should I get a job this sem? 

I quit my previous job, and money is running low.

So hard! Being a student is so hard! I give up on life!

HAHAHA I kid. I love being a student cuz we get student prices.

KK BYE

Queky

I used to have a teacher in sec one whose name is Mr Quek.

So we called him Queky behind his back. HAHAHA walaoweh childish.

Anyway I suddenly remembered an incident in sec one. There was a period we didn't like him much.

He taught us PE and some other weird subject anyway. 

Probably creative thinking or something. HAHA that's what I am guessing but I think it's wrong cuz I don't remember having a subject called creative thinking in secondary school.

But nvm let's just take it as that for now.

So once during that "creative thinking" class he told us to split into groups and come up with a product that would make our lives easier. (standard, teachers forever give this kind of assignment whether in primary school or secondary school --.,-- no creative thinking at all)

Our group came up with a product called.. (hehehehehe)

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the automatic duck cutter!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

kinda mean huh? But I think Queky was also quite amused himself when he came over to look at our mindmap of the automatic duck cutter.

He chuckled and asked why we came up with this idea.

And we answered something like: Because a duck has a hard body and is difficult to cut, so we think that this product would be suitable for people who wish to cut ducks. Our product has multiple blades to help to slice a duck too.

HAHAHA LIKEA SERIOUS

We even drew out a duck and the machine LOLOLOLOLOL

WOW

I wish I am a surgeon. (But I can't stand gore so..)

Plus look at that tiny hand.

The hands and feet of babies and kids kills me. Plus their faces.
Why are they so small and cute?????

I wonder if I would start speaking in third person if ever become a mother next time.

Like: "Mommy buy this for you ok?"

or

"Don't make Mommy angry or no chocolates for you!"

HAHA or maybe start acting and speaking cutesy.

Like: "Don't make Mommy angry or no sweet sweet for you!"


That would be quite fun I think. HAHAHA

teatime

An apple strudel and a cup of tea are the best things on earth.

Other than ramen and beef that is.

HAHA I AM IN HEAVEN NOW

I DON'T WANT SCHOOL TO START LEH SIANNN AJSKLDFHCNFWEUIH

BOOM

Life is boring.

If only we can all confirm that the world is ending next year, then everyone will have an excuse to go out and have fun all day.

And we can all die together and go to the afterworld together; I think the scariest part about dying is that you go alone, so many if everyone goes together with you it wouldn't be too scary.

Unless all your sins get read out in front of everyone then gg.

Baking a cake for Avril (Lavigne)'s and Clare (IKHua)'s birthdays tomorrow at Steph's house. It's meant to be a surprise, but i don't think they come here, so it's fine :D

What cake should we bake?? Wasabi cake! We can lie to them it's a greentea cake or something.

HAHAHA KEEDING. 

Anyway I have started watching running man! Avril and Evie kept saying how nice it is so i went to watch.

It's hilarious man, i watched till i almost died laughing.

Now i am still watching, and because everyone's asleep already i have to do silent laughs.

So i look like i am spasming every few seconds.

Like my mouth is wide open, and my body is rocking back and forth, i am making weird soft "hur hur hur" noises.

All of you go watch!

The complete episodes with english subtitles are located in a very secret place (heh heh) in youtube though, so you might have a hard time finding.

Ok la it's not very secret, but it's hard to find.

Because the videos can only be accessed by links, and they won't appear in search results.

Are you like WOAH! there are videos like that??

HAHA I was, cause this is really the first time i saw such videos.

But actually i think people with a youtube account, who has ever uploaded a video onto youtube, should know this.

So anyway the links are listed on someone's channel.

Cool right.

These type of videos are called unlisted videos anyway.

\m/

I feel like i know some top secret now. Hehe

movieeeees

just finished mean girls and just like heaven. woah all i'm watching are old chick flicks and rom-coms. maybe i should watch something more intellectual. i feel like watching inception again. but it doesn't feel the same watching it outside of a theatre :(((

i watched inception twice within 5 days when i was released last year. awesomeeeee movie. and i just watched world invasion: battle of los angeles last week i think. it involved a lot of running around and shooting. and a scene where they stabbed a (poor) injured alien all over to see where is his/her weak spot(s). i liked the scene where they stabbed the heart and liquid burst out. gross but wow. of course there were also a lot of noble, sacrificial scenes showcasing the bravery of mankind when faced with water hungry (thristy) aliens blah blah. in conclusion i think the movie was made to show how america's military is smarter than the rest of the world's. cuz in the movie they were the ones who found out the aliens' hideout (??) first, managed to destroy them, and eventually passed this knowledge to the rest of the world to help them (the rest of the world) kill all the aliens in their respective countries/cities.

i realise i'm just babbling on and on. alright i have nothing else to say now, my stomach hurts and i have to decide whether to sleep or watch another movie. and if i decide to watch another movie which one should i watch. sorry for the lack of proper capitalization and overall english usage in the post, i was too lazy (and in pain) to bother. haha alright goodnight and bye again, to whomever is here.

:)

(now the opening bars of samantha ronson's built this way (from mean girls) keeps replaying in my mind shitttttttt)

Hello

One day when i am really bored i will not wash my face and stare at the mirror the whole day to witness the formation of a ....... pimple. Ok i'm just kidding. No actually i'm kidding about being kidding just now. Nah ok i'm really kidding.

Bb, i'm going on a cruise tomorrow.