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Wednesday, January 19, 2011
My poor bullied chinese teachers
Met sinjoo at the bus stop today after class, and we talked about primary school.
We were classmates from pri 3 to 6, and now we are classmates in poly year 1.
It's quite cool to still be in contact with friends I have known for almost 10 years I think.
:)
Anyway when I got home I suddenly thought of my primary 3 form teacher.
HAHHA
His name is Chua Poh Lam (Cai Bao Lan) and he teaches us chinese.
But he is quite soft spoken so his students all bully him. LOL
HAHA I quite like him though, he is nice and I felt sorry for him, cause I remember sometimes he almost cried in class cause he can't control my class.
:(
There was one time he lost his temper over something, slammed a 1 metre wooden ruler on the metal tray under the whiteboard and the ruler broke.
Then everyone said "orh hor" instead of getting scared.
BAHAH
Anyway the whole point of this is that my cousin (3 years older than me) who was taught by him before told me her class used to call him "cai por" cause of his name.
(Cai Por = hokkien for pickled vegetables by the way. The brown stuff on top of chwee kueh if you still don't know)
And I found this very funny.
CAI POR! CAI BAO LAN!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Her class was worse, they put white powder on his chair before he sat down, and his pants ended up with powder all over.
But at the end of pri 3 I remembered he gave me a mini green stapler. He gave out stuff to those whom he felt are good students or something, can't remember.
And I felt damn guilty that time cause I sometimes laugh at him in class too.
:/
After my pri 3 or pri 4 year he got transferred to another school, and I heard he is much happier teaching there.
LOL hope he is doing well, I still feel very guilty :(
Talking about this reminds me of my Sec 1 chinese teacher.
Chia Lek Kee (Xie Lue Zhi)
At first we didn't know what's her chinese name so from her english name (chia lek kee) we came up with "xie li4 ji1"
Even after we found out her chinese name we still referred to her as xie li ji.
People's name so nice and we call her li ji.
LOL
Anyway she was sort of bullied by my class too. I remembered once my class found some unknown person's passport sized photo on the floor, then we went and stuck the photo on her pants. So she walked around with that photo on her pants for awhile.
HAHAHA
I forgot how we exactly we bullied her, but my class was quite mean towards her sometimes.
She likes to give us ting xies, and I always got very scared cause I have a phobia of ting xies.
It's a serious phobia by the way, every time the teacher announces there is a surprise ting xie my heart beats so fast it feels like I am going to faint (or fly) any moment.
Luckily there are no ting xies now, life's great. Whew.
So anyway, she transferred school after that year too. I think she requested for a transfer by the way.
And again I felt guilty cause she gave me a pink hole puncher at the end of the year over some reason too.
I always remember gifts given to me that I felt I don't deserve :/
* Edit
I found mdm chia's photo!!!!!
This brings me to my Sec 2 chinese teacher Lee Boon Kit.
I still don't know what exactly is his chinese name till now. Lee Wen Something. Jie maybe? My class just refers to him as boon kit.
HAHAHA he was bullied too.
We once locked the classroom doors, switched off all the lights, then hid under the classroom windows and pretended we were not in class.
We even pushed the OHP machine to the classroom door with the mirror of the OHP facing the small glass pane in the door so when he looks in he will see his own reflection.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
I am really laughing as I am typing this!
Damn funny seriously, imagine him peering in confusedly and seeing his own reflection.
LOLOLOLOL OMG
He got smart and went to the windows in the end, and saw us hiding underneath I think.
Guess what, he requested to transfer school after that year too.
HAHAHAHA
My sec 1 and sec 2 class was the same anyway.
Amusing that most of my chinese teachers transferred school after teaching my class.
HAHA. Funny sia.
School's fun!
We were classmates from pri 3 to 6, and now we are classmates in poly year 1.
It's quite cool to still be in contact with friends I have known for almost 10 years I think.
:)
Anyway when I got home I suddenly thought of my primary 3 form teacher.
HAHHA
His name is Chua Poh Lam (Cai Bao Lan) and he teaches us chinese.
But he is quite soft spoken so his students all bully him. LOL
HAHA I quite like him though, he is nice and I felt sorry for him, cause I remember sometimes he almost cried in class cause he can't control my class.
:(
There was one time he lost his temper over something, slammed a 1 metre wooden ruler on the metal tray under the whiteboard and the ruler broke.
Then everyone said "orh hor" instead of getting scared.
BAHAH
Anyway the whole point of this is that my cousin (3 years older than me) who was taught by him before told me her class used to call him "cai por" cause of his name.
(Cai Por = hokkien for pickled vegetables by the way. The brown stuff on top of chwee kueh if you still don't know)
And I found this very funny.
CAI POR! CAI BAO LAN!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Her class was worse, they put white powder on his chair before he sat down, and his pants ended up with powder all over.
But at the end of pri 3 I remembered he gave me a mini green stapler. He gave out stuff to those whom he felt are good students or something, can't remember.
And I felt damn guilty that time cause I sometimes laugh at him in class too.
:/
After my pri 3 or pri 4 year he got transferred to another school, and I heard he is much happier teaching there.
LOL hope he is doing well, I still feel very guilty :(
Talking about this reminds me of my Sec 1 chinese teacher.
Chia Lek Kee (Xie Lue Zhi)
At first we didn't know what's her chinese name so from her english name (chia lek kee) we came up with "xie li4 ji1"
Even after we found out her chinese name we still referred to her as xie li ji.
People's name so nice and we call her li ji.
LOL
Anyway she was sort of bullied by my class too. I remembered once my class found some unknown person's passport sized photo on the floor, then we went and stuck the photo on her pants. So she walked around with that photo on her pants for awhile.
HAHAHA
I forgot how we exactly we bullied her, but my class was quite mean towards her sometimes.
She likes to give us ting xies, and I always got very scared cause I have a phobia of ting xies.
It's a serious phobia by the way, every time the teacher announces there is a surprise ting xie my heart beats so fast it feels like I am going to faint (or fly) any moment.
Luckily there are no ting xies now, life's great. Whew.
So anyway, she transferred school after that year too. I think she requested for a transfer by the way.
And again I felt guilty cause she gave me a pink hole puncher at the end of the year over some reason too.
I always remember gifts given to me that I felt I don't deserve :/
* Edit
I found mdm chia's photo!!!!!
This brings me to my Sec 2 chinese teacher Lee Boon Kit.
I still don't know what exactly is his chinese name till now. Lee Wen Something. Jie maybe? My class just refers to him as boon kit.
HAHAHA he was bullied too.
We once locked the classroom doors, switched off all the lights, then hid under the classroom windows and pretended we were not in class.
We even pushed the OHP machine to the classroom door with the mirror of the OHP facing the small glass pane in the door so when he looks in he will see his own reflection.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
I am really laughing as I am typing this!
Damn funny seriously, imagine him peering in confusedly and seeing his own reflection.
LOLOLOLOL OMG
He got smart and went to the windows in the end, and saw us hiding underneath I think.
Guess what, he requested to transfer school after that year too.
HAHAHAHA
My sec 1 and sec 2 class was the same anyway.
Amusing that most of my chinese teachers transferred school after teaching my class.
HAHA. Funny sia.
School's fun!
Monday, January 10, 2011
Convo with steph LOL
Part 1
Stephanie says:
orhcheh on my headdddd
i hate you
AHHAHA
actually i like orhchehs
HAHAHA
Rachel says:
HAHA orh CHEH!
Stephanie says:
CHEH LA
Rachel says:
tcair!
Stephanie says:
i insist its cheh
HAHAHAHAH
WTF
DAMN ANG MOG LOL
Rachel says:
orh tcair!
ang MOG LOL
Stephanie says:
HAHAHA FUCK
TODAY IS AN EMBARRASSING DAY LOR SERIOUSLY
embarassing*
one R right?
whats wrong with me toda
todayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Rachel says:
HAHA actually i also dont know how exactly to spell embarrasing
LOL
HAHAA
Stephanie says:
ok is 2 r and 2 s...
dont fake
Rachel says:
fake this kinda embarrassing thing for what siol
Stephanie says:
HAHAHAHA
okokokokokokokokok
Rachel says:
okok okok okok okok
Part 2
Rachel says:
lol just now i suddenly stood up and went to the toilet when i had nothing to pee
i realised when i sat down on on the toilet bowl
Stephanie says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Rachel says:
so i forced out one shit so that i wont waste my trip
Stephanie says:
WTF?!
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
im laughing now
thx.
HAHAHAAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
LOL whole convo about bo liao stuff :/
I have figured out why I always get body aches
It's all because of my name!
RACHEL
I knew it. I have been cursed the moment I was born.
:(
So that's why I always get headaches, neck aches, stomach aches, muscle aches..
Wtf my shoulder ache doesn't seem to be going away anytime soon. I wish I can just cut away my shoulder right now. Cut away that annoying triangle of flesh. Damn pain!
P.S Tomorrow is going to be a sucky day. I just know it. Sian la. I hope the world will end next year. That would be damn cool. I want to run around avoiding earthquakes and fireballs and stuff like the people in the movie 2012. And/or jump on cars/planes at the very last minute when it is just going to leave. And survive. Woah.
RACHEL
I knew it. I have been cursed the moment I was born.
:(
So that's why I always get headaches, neck aches, stomach aches, muscle aches..
I HAVE NOW DISCOVERED THE REAL REASON BEHIND IT ALL.
My mother.
Wtf my shoulder ache doesn't seem to be going away anytime soon. I wish I can just cut away my shoulder right now. Cut away that annoying triangle of flesh. Damn pain!
P.S Tomorrow is going to be a sucky day. I just know it. Sian la. I hope the world will end next year. That would be damn cool. I want to run around avoiding earthquakes and fireballs and stuff like the people in the movie 2012. And/or jump on cars/planes at the very last minute when it is just going to leave. And survive. Woah.
Friday, January 7, 2011
My skin is changing colours!
My skin is becoming yellower and yellower!
FML. I think it's because I sleep late everyday.
New year resolution: Sleep before 12am everyday
I suddenly remembered my skin turning blue for a moment like 2 years ago. In sec four.
I was preparing to go to sleep when I went to look at myself in the mirror.
:O
Got a huge shock, don't know if I was imagining it cause I was too tired or what but I remembered my whole face looked different, sort of bluish, and even my neck was this colour.
You know where the sleeves of typical t-shirts end right?
Somehow from there and above, that part of my body was bluish.
Fucking scary plus it was so late at night.
HAHA that time I was so shocked I kept touching my face with my hands like I can't believe it.
Shit I know now I won't dare to go look in the mirror before I sleep today.
I humji!
FML. I think it's because I sleep late everyday.
New year resolution: Sleep before 12am everyday
I suddenly remembered my skin turning blue for a moment like 2 years ago. In sec four.
I was preparing to go to sleep when I went to look at myself in the mirror.
:O
Got a huge shock, don't know if I was imagining it cause I was too tired or what but I remembered my whole face looked different, sort of bluish, and even my neck was this colour.
You know where the sleeves of typical t-shirts end right?
Somehow from there and above, that part of my body was bluish.
Fucking scary plus it was so late at night.
HAHA that time I was so shocked I kept touching my face with my hands like I can't believe it.
Shit I know now I won't dare to go look in the mirror before I sleep today.
I humji!
Thursday, January 6, 2011
Saw this on facebook and thought it was funny
LOLin 2008, everything was "retarded"in 2009, everything was "gay"in 2010, everything was "epic" or a "fail"in 2011.....
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
The KNNBCCB song
Steph and I created the knnbccb song today.
There are two versions, but the first version is difficult to describe, so I will teach you guys the other version instead.
Lyrics:
knnbccb knnbccb
knnbccb knnbccb
knnbccb knnbccb
knnbccb knnbccb-b-b-b-b
Tune:
It's very simple, just follow the Doe A Deer tune.
Remember to sing only the alphabets, not the actual word.
Alternative:
Sing according to the tune of the ABC song.
There you have it! The knnbccb song :)
P.S. Please exercise caution when singing this song, especially is you insist on singing the actual phrase and not the alphabets
There are two versions, but the first version is difficult to describe, so I will teach you guys the other version instead.
Lyrics:
knnbccb knnbccb
knnbccb knnbccb
knnbccb knnbccb
knnbccb knnbccb-b-b-b-b
Tune:
It's very simple, just follow the Doe A Deer tune.
Remember to sing only the alphabets, not the actual word.
Alternative:
Sing according to the tune of the ABC song.
There you have it! The knnbccb song :)
P.S. Please exercise caution when singing this song, especially is you insist on singing the actual phrase and not the alphabets
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
3:12am
Just sprayed expired watermelon powder I found in the fridge on my ulcer.
Will it worsen?
It's the only thing I oculd find, I want to get rid of that stupid ulcer on the inside of my left cheek.
Irritating max.
All the fault of the braces.
Still doing my FABM report.
But it doesn't feel like a chore, in fact, I quite like doing it.
I think it's because it feels more like a reflection, but I have a feeling I am doing it all wrong.
Haiya.
Anyway, today the left button of my laptop's trackpad stopped working.
:(
I tried googling for solutions and some guy suggested lifting the button up slightly and blowing into it.
So I tried that and I ended up pulling the whole piece of plastic (the button) out by accident.
And now I can't fix it back properly -__-
But the good news is, it is working now, just that the button feels weird to press. LOL
*
Btw a few days ago a schoolmate I don't know told me (via msn) that he added me on facebook because..
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I have a funny face.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nice. I will take that positively :3
Will it worsen?
It's the only thing I oculd find, I want to get rid of that stupid ulcer on the inside of my left cheek.
Irritating max.
All the fault of the braces.
Still doing my FABM report.
But it doesn't feel like a chore, in fact, I quite like doing it.
I think it's because it feels more like a reflection, but I have a feeling I am doing it all wrong.
Haiya.
Anyway, today the left button of my laptop's trackpad stopped working.
:(
I tried googling for solutions and some guy suggested lifting the button up slightly and blowing into it.
So I tried that and I ended up pulling the whole piece of plastic (the button) out by accident.
And now I can't fix it back properly -__-
But the good news is, it is working now, just that the button feels weird to press. LOL
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Btw a few days ago a schoolmate I don't know told me (via msn) that he added me on facebook because..
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I have a funny face.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nice. I will take that positively :3
Monday, January 3, 2011
Zhiyun's stalker?
Hahaha a stalker of zhiyun came to my blog.
Was checking the stats and I found out that someone who did a search for "stef zhiyun" on the web actually somehow reached my blog.
LOL. Who is stef zhiyun anyway?
Weird.
Bet that someone who came here must be really disappointed. HAHA
I hate it when I click on links that are irrelevant to my search too.
HAPPY NEW YEAR BY THE WAY!
Can't believe my first post of the year was on this.
Maybe I shall write another obligatory post on my New Year Resolutions to push this one down. LOL
Shiat it's the third day of the new year already.
Damn. I will miss 2010. It's been a really great year :D
Was checking the stats and I found out that someone who did a search for "stef zhiyun" on the web actually somehow reached my blog.
LOL. Who is stef zhiyun anyway?
Weird.
Bet that someone who came here must be really disappointed. HAHA
I hate it when I click on links that are irrelevant to my search too.
HAPPY NEW YEAR BY THE WAY!
Can't believe my first post of the year was on this.
Maybe I shall write another obligatory post on my New Year Resolutions to push this one down. LOL
Shiat it's the third day of the new year already.
Damn. I will miss 2010. It's been a really great year :D
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