I have figured out why I always get body aches

It's all because of my name!

RACHEL

I knew it. I have been cursed the moment I was born.

:(

So that's why I always get headaches, neck aches, stomach aches, muscle aches..

I HAVE NOW DISCOVERED THE REAL REASON BEHIND IT ALL.

My mother.

Wtf my shoulder ache doesn't seem to be going away anytime soon. I wish I can just cut away my shoulder right now. Cut away that annoying triangle of flesh. Damn pain!

P.S Tomorrow is going to be a sucky day. I just know it. Sian la. I hope the world will end next year. That would be damn cool. I want to run around avoiding earthquakes and fireballs and stuff like the people in the movie 2012. And/or jump on cars/planes at the very last minute when it is just going to leave. And survive. Woah.