Embarrassing incidents

It's midway into CNY now and I can feel my face expanding already.

Nvm, I just hope my eyes expand with my face. LOLOL srsly not going to happen in a million years.

I read somewhere that our ears and nose keeps growing throughout our lifespan while the rest of our features stay the same size after puberty.

WTF in this case I don't want to grow old already. Just let me be 18 forever preaseeeee.

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Anyway, 2 embarrasing incidents happened to me the week before.

They happened on the same day by the way, and I realised it's all the rain's fault.

The first incident was when I was walking toward the washroom in scape and the umbrella I was holding (a normal sized one, not a foldable one) suddenly opened by itself. Fuck la I was so embarrassed I quickly closed the umbrella and brisk walked into the washroom with an awkward smile on my face.

LOL I also don't know who I am smiling to sia.

Damn embarrassing. But I think it must look quite funny from the back. BAHAH.

I think if it happened to someone else I would probably give a smirk.

Hah

But it happened to me leh :(

THEN after I walked out of the toilet, I was swinging the umbrella and it went to open itself again and this time it hit a korean taekwondo guy on his legs.

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(I know he is korean and practises taekwondo cos I heard him speaking before I hit him and he was wearing a taekwondo gi)

AHAHAHA

That guy looked quite surprised and I stood on the spot and kept apologising until he acknowledged me.

Cos at first when I said "sorry" and was preparing to leave he didn't seem to hear me and just looked bewildered like he didn't know what hit him.

Then I think I would look like a humji if I just scuttled away like that so I want to make sure he heard my apology.

LOLOL lameshit.

Anw, ON THE SAME DAY, after work, I went to fairprice at tripleonesomerset (?) to buy some snacks.

And cause of the slippery floor and my frictionless flats, I slipped and fell on my butt after taking about 5 steps inside.

At first I thought no one noticed and was congratulating myself then I realised an old man standing behind me saw the incident and was laughing to himself.

Then when he saw me looking at him he raised his eyebrows at me.  

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I was reading Esther's tweet a few days ago on how she just fell and she haven't fell for like don't know how many years already and I realised the last time I fell was in like 2007.

HAHAH. It's because of the rain too, and I slipped and fell at the canteen, near the area with the sinks in school. Woah embarrassing max.

I think slipping and falling is the worst way to fall. But tripping and falling seems just as bad too right. Hmm.

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