Weird uncles on bicycles

Some weird uncle on a bicycle said something to me the other day.
I didn't hear clearly, but I think it was something derogatory, cos I heard the word "chao"
Chao...... ah gua la. I didn't even look at him why did he have to come and provoke me?
Crazy.
And when I turned to look at him he was smiling creepily at me.
EURGHHHHHHHH




This isn't the first time, a few months ago another creepy uncle on a bike (AGAIN!) said something to me when he cycled past.
I think that uncle asked "what's your number?" in this deep voice that totally doesn't fit his appearance.
EWWWWWWUUUUURRRRGGGHHHH
Literally had chills down my spine man.

So people are bolder when they are on bicycles huh?
Should have smacked him on the head with my laptop.
But maybe that's a little too overboard.
I think I should start thinking of ways to deal with people like that, since I am always attracting the wrong type of people (read: weirdos) #FMLX100000000

CT IS OVER!

Been neglecting here a little cuz as above, COMMON TEST IS OVER!!!!!!
It sounds a bit ironic since I should have more time to update after exams but you know, now is the time to do all the things I want, so I forgot about this place.
HAHAHA.
As for common test, I think my second (which is also my last) paper didn't go so well.
Didn't memorise much, and made up a lot of answers on my own.
Congratulations to me.

By the way, I have good news.
I won 4 bucks in mahjong yesterday!
Woot woot!
4 bucks isn't a lot, but the significance of this event is that I very very very rarely win an mj game (completely forgot when was the last time I won), plus this time I was the only winner.
Double woot woot!
HEHE (actually Clare didn't win or lose, but I will just take it that she lost HAHA)
I am really lousy at mj, but I think I might be improving whoo.
Upping my potential to be a future tai tai. LOL. Kidding, I don't wanna be a tai tai, it's boring.

Anyway I should really get down to work soon.
Work as in uploading photos on facebook and etc. I have photos from ten thousand years ago still unseen by humankind ('cept me) in my phone.
HAHA BUT NAH.
I have much more work than that.
I still have a bcomm something due next wednesday, a report, a project, jap homework and who knows what else.
Thank god for my manager Yuenyee who keeps me updated and reminds us about schoolwork.
HEH.
Alright, gonna go soak up more fun and do all the mindless activities I want before I officially start doing work.


Bye :)

Why?

Why is Siwon so hot?



Pictures from fuckyeahchoisiwon.tumblr

kekekekekeke
SHIT I am turning into a fangirl.
No way.


*back to marketing*

Edit:

I just realised Siwon's expression in the second picture is the expression I always like to do!
That pout thing where you block your nostrils with the flesh between your lips and nose (parafiltrum). 
After months of unconscious practicing (cos I tend to do it involuntarily when I am distracted), I am an expert. HAHAHA. Hey it's hard ok, try completely blocking your nostrils with your parafiltrum until you totally can't breathe in any air through your nostrils. Really, try it.
Anw, it's really unglam though, so maybe you shouldn't do it in public. I don't know how Siwon manages to look so normal doing this. I think he even looks good in that pict.
Life is so unfair!
I don't mind being a guy if I can look like him. HAHAHAHA.


 

I have Involuntary Emotional Expression Disorder (IEED)

The other day I tweeted this:

Cos my mom threw away my stuff without asking me (again).

And there's this one time a teacher was scolding Zhiyun and I (for not greeting her when we walked past her wtf) when I suddenly burst out laughing and couldn't stop. 
Even when she stared into my eyes and said "Huiling, bu yao xiao" ("Rachel, stop laughing").
I really can't stop even though that situation wasn't very funny.

BUT today I am enlightened.
These two events are related.

Because they are symptoms of 
Involuntary Emotional Expression Disorder (IEED)!!!!

I just read a new article on cracked.com about "6 personality quirks you didn't know were medical conditions" when I came across this "medical condition" and the description sounded really familiar.

(Btw everyone should read Cracked, it will crack you up. Ha ha ha ha. But really, the site is hilarious!)


So anyway cracked.com says that 
"This condition is exactly what it sounds like: having the opposite reaction of what is expected, such as becoming depressed when you hear good news, or laughing at a tense or unpleasant place, such as when someone tries to start an argument with you."


It is a common condition apparently, like there are people who laugh at funerals and stuff.
Weirddddddd. I hope I never will laugh at a funeral though, unless its my own.
Aahhh. Touchwood. I sort of love my life (even though it sucks sometimes) and I don't wish to die so soon.


But there is a cure for this condition by the way. It's cough syrup.


HAHA ACTUALLY I (SEKRETLY) THINK COUGH SYRUP TASTES PRETTY GOOD HAHAHA.

Networking skills test

Didn't go very well, for me at least.
Made so many mistakes.
The teacher's really sharp man, she noticed every small thing I did.
Don't really like bcomm this sem, we are tested on weird stuff. Like speaking on the phone, eating while carrying out a conversation, and speaking in front of a class impromptu on a random topic.
The last one's gonna kill me, but I am already dead from the first two.
:\

Tuesday's finally over!
It's was hell.
And I haven't done anything up till now (it rhymes!) since coming home at about 9 pm.
Feel so guilty, but shiokkkkk.

Maybe I should start doing something now. Like editing the bcomm report.
HAIYA
SPOIL MOOD