Weird uncles on bicycles

Some weird uncle on a bicycle said something to me the other day.
I didn't hear clearly, but I think it was something derogatory, cos I heard the word "chao"
Chao...... ah gua la. I didn't even look at him why did he have to come and provoke me?
Crazy.
And when I turned to look at him he was smiling creepily at me.
EURGHHHHHHHH




This isn't the first time, a few months ago another creepy uncle on a bike (AGAIN!) said something to me when he cycled past.
I think that uncle asked "what's your number?" in this deep voice that totally doesn't fit his appearance.
EWWWWWWUUUUURRRRGGGHHHH
Literally had chills down my spine man.

So people are bolder when they are on bicycles huh?
Should have smacked him on the head with my laptop.
But maybe that's a little too overboard.
I think I should start thinking of ways to deal with people like that, since I am always attracting the wrong type of people (read: weirdos) #FMLX100000000